You're a hard pill to swallow

and I've swallowed a lot of pills.

I have to cut you with a butterknife into 4 jagged pieces

and gulp water and red wine until I'm drunk and drowning

just to get you down.

And I don't understand how you can talk about how you hate "the blacks" and "the Jews" with a smile on your face

but yell at my kids for wearing shoes in the house

like there's nothing worse then getting dirt on the floor.

You talk like your words are diamonds

but nothing you say is diamonds

just cut glass.

And I'm sorry I don't send "thank you"s

but you won't swim with black people because you say they make the water dirty.

You put bumper stickers on your car that say "Stop the War!"

and tell me not to eat sea bass because its endangered

But if you don't care about people,

how can you care about fish?

Well I guess you are an expert in cold blooded creatures.